Copy and Funnels for Health Brands That Can’t Afford to Get This Wrong
HealthTech founders, supplement brands, and functional medicine clinics bring me in when the stakes are too high for a junior writer or a chatbot draft. I turn your clinical work into pages, emails, and content that convert—and hold up to ad review.
Copy that gets found, earns trust, and turns readers into customers.
Hi, I’m Patrick. I write for wellness, health, and beauty brands, plus coaches and small business owners who want their words to work harder.
Health copy has two jobs. It has to persuade, and it has to stay on the right side of FDA, FTC, and ad-platform rules. I write with both in mind.
What I Write
SEO Blog Posts: $150 per post
One researched, structured post of 1,500+ words, written to rank on Google and get cited by AI search. Includes a meta title, meta description, and URL slug.
Delivered in 3 to 5 business days.
Best for: brands that want steady content without writing it themselves.
Monthly Content Plan: $550 per month
Four SEO blog posts a month, planned around your keywords and written to the same standard. That is $50 less than buying four posts one at a time.
Best for: brands building traffic month after month.
Email Sequences: $600
A 5-email sequence, ready to load into your platform. Includes subject lines, preview text, and one revision round.
Delivered in 3 to 5 business days.
Best for: brands with an email list that isn’t converting yet.
Sales Letters and Sales Pages: $900
Full copy from headline to call to action. I handle the problem framing, benefits, objections, proof placement, and guarantee wording.
Delivered in 5 to 7 business days, with one revision round.
Best for: product launches, program sales, and pages that get traffic but no buyers.
White Papers: from $900
A researched, authoritative paper that positions your brand as the expert on one topic. Includes research, structure, writing, and one revision round.
Delivered in 7 to 10 business days.
Best for: B2B and wellness companies with a longer sales cycle.
Copy and Claims Review: from $150 per page
I read your existing page, ad, or email and flag wording that could read as a disease claim or an unproven promise. You get a marked-up version with safer rewrites.
Delivered in 2 to 3 business days.
Best for: supplement and wellness brands that want a second pair of eyes before they publish or run ads.
Something Else?
I also write ad copy, cold email campaigns, and feature articles. If your words need to do a job, get in touch and I’ll tell you honestly whether I can help.
Why Wellness Brands Work With Me
I research before I write. I study your audience, your competitors, and the search terms your customers use. You won’t get generic copy.
I write in plain language. Clear copy builds trust, especially in health. I’ve written health education for community audiences since 2021.
I know the claims rules. I hold a BSc in Public Health, and I write about FDA and FTC health-claims rules for supplement brands. I use that to keep your copy persuasive and careful.
I focus on results. When I rewrote a landing page around audience pain points, the conversion rate rose 3% in 90 days.
How It Works
1. Say hello. Send me a brief message about your project. No forms or questionnaires first.
2. I send a brief. Once we agree on scope and price, I ask 5 to 8 short questions about your audience, offer, and goal.
3. I write. You get a complete first draft on schedule. One revision round is included on every project.
4. You publish. Everything I write is yours to use, edit, and reuse.
Good to Know
Projects over $300 need a 50% deposit before work begins. Turnaround starts once I receive your completed brief.
I write with FDA, FTC, and ad-platform guidelines in mind, but I’m a copywriter, not a lawyer. If something needs legal sign-off, I’ll flag it for your counsel. No one can guarantee ad approval, because platforms make that call.
All prices are in US dollars. Larger or custom projects get a fixed quote after we talk.
Common Questions
How much do your copywriting services cost?
SEO blog posts are $150 each, email sequences $600, and sales pages $900. White papers start at $900, and claims reviews start at $150 per page. Every project includes one revision round.
How long does a project take?
Most take 3 to 10 business days from the day I receive your completed brief. I’ll give you a date before we start.
Do you write for supplement and health brands?
Yes. I write persuasive copy that avoids disease claims and follows FDA, FTC, and ad-platform guidelines.
Can you guarantee my ads will be approved?
No one can. Platforms make that call. I write with their policies in mind, which lowers your risk.
Who owns the copy?
You do. Everything I write is yours outright.
Do you require a deposit?
Projects over $300 need a 50% deposit before work begins.
Let’s Talk About Your Project
Not sure what you need yet? That’s fine. Tell me a little about your brand and your goals, and I’ll point you to the right next step.
I reply within 24 hours.